I, uh

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Okay, seriously?

There are so, so many things to be annoyed with here that I couldn't possibly write them all in one swoop. Do you notice how the lyrics constantly confirm her straightness, over and over? It's important to be clear about that, just in case a woman actually being attracted to another might threaten collective dudehood or make *any* dicks *anywhere* soft in *any* way. God forbid. Thanks for being a relentless advocate for bro dudes and their erections everywhere, Katy Perry (and the two men who helped you write your masterpiece)! What would boners do without you?

Oh, and ps: Being anything other than heterosexual is not what "good girls do," in case you forgot.

Ugh.

Et tu, Naeem?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Has anyone else caught that salad dressing commercial with Spank Rock's "Bump" in it?

Uhmmm. "All we're changing about salad dressing iiiiiiiiiiis everything!"

You know now that I'm thinking about it, whenever I hear "Just a dirty little grin when you dig it, dig it in. What the bitches think of this, when you stickin’ it in?" I always *DO* want a salad.

Pixies Ballet?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Discussion: Isn't that song about break dancing, though?