Feminists Don't Have a Sense of Humor

Monday, July 21, 2008



Nellie McKay was born exactly 3 days before me in 1982, making her yet another awesome person I can add to my "practical soul twin" roster.

Feminists don't have a sense of humor.
Feminists just want to be alone. (Boo hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor,
They have a tumor on their funny bone.

They say
Child molestation isn't funny (Ha ha ha ha)
Rape and degradation's just a crime (Lighten up, ladies!)
Rampant prostitution sex for money (What's wrong with that?)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?

Dance break (Yeah, take it off!)

They say:
Cheap objectification isn't witty (it's hot)
Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life?

Feminists don't have a sense of humor (Poor Hillary)
Feminists and vegetarians (Hehehe)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man.

4 comments:

M. Dennis said...

I. LOVE. HER. SO. MUCH. I need to check out this song!

(I often look for people with similar birthdays to mine to prove I am part of some sort of club of Cool people. Hi, Jeff Goldblum. Hi, Carrie Fisher.)

M. Dennis said...

Not that I'm in my 50s-- meaning, I share the same cusp, not year. Boy am I inarticulate today or what.

Benjamin Kalish said...

Ukulele!

Cait! said...

She's so wonderful! Every once in a while you stumble across an artist who restorers your faith in humanity- thank you, Nellie!

Jeff Goldblum and Carrie Fisher are amazing! So far I've got Ian Mackay, Dusty Springfield, Nellie McKay, and Seth Rogen. Maybe we could make up collectible "soul twin" cards?

 
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